Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

The best thing a man can do for his woman is to make her cum before he does. Too bad, there's only a handful of lads who passed my life that did this for me. I hope it's not too late for me to want and experience the pleasure of cumming first.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

If you're feeling a bit sad and horny, then don't worry because you are not alone. I am feeling like that for a while now. How about we help each other? Let's have a nice chat and make each other feel happy and satisfied. If you like, we can share ou...

Please don’t judge me based on my physical appearance. I suggest that you judge me by the way I behave and before you know it, you’re starting to like me because you finally realized that I’m a beautiful person inside and out. Do you still want...

I have a soothing voice that'll make you like me even more. I have been DJing in the past, so that has enhanced the way I speak. If there's another info you should know about me is that my pussy is as tantalising as my voice.

Dreary weather is the perfect time to stay in and wank as much as I want to. Preferably with a buff lad who can guide me on how I should touch myself and when I'm allowed to cum. That'll make the coldness go away in an instant.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

When I feel cheeky, I would often open my windows and start masturbating very loudly. It makes my cunt wetter and my orgasm rather intense when I think about how my neighbours could hear me moan and whimper. I never knew I liked it until I tried it i...