Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Role-playing, now that is a venture I would like to take on. Starting with lingerie and spanking before moving onto the heavier ones. I don't mind splurging on costumes and toys to make the experience better.

A man who can play with me whenever I am bored and have nothing to do is what I need in my life at the moment. I don't want someone who expects me to be in a relationship with him. We can still do a lot of friends and acquaintances. For example, we c...

I've been lonesome since I left my sorry excuse of a husband. I was fed up of lousy sex, always sticking to missionary or making me do all the work until he cums. I want to get back the excitement I had when it comes to shagging, I want to moan and s...

When I get bored and horny, I make myself cum using my dildo. I nicely put it in and out of my tight hole until my pussy is wet. Then I fiercely take it out then lick alll of my juice from it. It simply tastes so good.

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?