Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I am the kind of woman who doesn't care about physical appearance. I don't give a fuck if you are as handsome as Leonardo Di Carpio on his prime or as ugly as Shrek on steroids. For me, good looks don't mean jack, especially if you can't satisfy my l...

Drama is the one thing that I hate most in the world. I am just too busy enjoying life to wallow in my emotions. I think some people have nothing better to do than indulge themselves in real-life drama. If you’re the kind of bloke, then feel free t...

I wonder how hard I can ride a fit lad with thick cock who's sitting on a chair until it breaks, an office chair to be exact. Playing the role of his secretary who would do just about anything to not get fired. I'm at the age I'm in, yet it's still ...

Sex while the lights are on doesn't scare me or makes me feel quite self-conscious. I find it fun looking at my partner's eyes who's full of desire for me. I love to kiss him passionately while his hands are all over me. Sadly, he hasn't found me yet...

I'm looking for new fish to fry, those who can take the heat in the kitchen and would even thrive in it. There is no holding back when it comes to fucking with me, oh no, we don't do that here. If you think you can get along with me, then don't be sh...