I want to find a bloke who can spoil me in more ways than one. I won't settle for less than 4 orgasms in a day, that's the minimum for me. Even when I'm alone, I want to receive naughty messages that describe how you want me to pleasure you.

I really think that it's better to grow old single but happy than to grow old committed but miserable. After all, commitments give you nothing but stress and problems. Because of that, I would just rather flirt and mingle with every bloke available t...

Truth be told, it is actually hard to find someone to flirt with at my age. Most guys want young lasses who have wrinkle-free faces and sexy bodies. But what those guys don't know is that being with a mature lady like me is better than being with you...

6 Things I can't live without: - Peach tea. It's just the best flavour! - Smutty novels and fanfiction - A cold can of Guinness - My lingerie collection - Silk sheets and pillow covers - A good shag that ends up with me creaming all over a blok...