I am a lady who loves to party hard until the ungodly hours. I am also the type of babe who enjoys being one over the eight in a nice watering hole. Anyway, the reason why I came here is to find a bloke who fancies alcoholic drinks like me.

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

Deepthroating doesn't scare me. Young lasses tend to back down but not me, I love the challenge and applying everything I've learned through the years. It also brings me pleasure feeling them twitch in my mouth or hear their whines and moans. It just...

Fuzzy handcuffs and a riding crop are my choice of punishment. Spanks are welcomed too. My age may seem mature but I still have a rather sassy mouth that doesn't know how to shut up at times. But getting into trouble make my kitty wet like no other.

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.