Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

I don't think that I am a cruel person, I would just rather be blunt than beat around the bush. Lies are not helpful no matter what the situation may be. I seek an honest man, someone who will not hide their thoughts and emotions from me.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

When it comes to being knowledgeable in shagging, then I do believe that the older the better. How to pleasure a bloke varies but all of them have told me that I was the best suck they've ever had in their life.

I don't look my age and I like to keep it that way. I want to pull as many young men as I can, they're the only ones who has the stamina to satiate my burning desire. I also love it when they teach me new trends involving various toys.

My ex-husband was a nutter and I am glad I got rid of him at long last. Now I can catch up on the fun activities in the bedroom I've been missing out on! No more rubbish shagging for me, I think I suffered enough. Time to pull some fit lads and have ...