A woman like me is hard to get. You will not sweep me off my feet by giving me compliments. I have heard enough praises in my decades of living. I would like to have a man who can be brutally honest with me. I am so sick and done of goody-good shoe l...

I take advantage of the fact that there are tons of pornographic films now to watch during dreary days. Back when I was a young lass, I would have snuck around with a few gals to see if we could find smutty novels or naughty magazines.

I can be playful, but I can be serious at the same time. There's a time to be flirty, and there's a time to rest. Unlike other lasses, I'm not interested in getting off with many chaps every day. That's tiring. Once a week is okay.

It must have been hard making a good lady like you back. Do you want me to lend you a hand? Not to brag, but I am quite a go-getter when I was younger. There are only a few men who can resist my charm and charisma back in the day. Maybe I can give yo...

Men who were lucky to jackhammer me compliment my legs. They say it's the first thing that caught their attention. My legs are soft and supple and men enjoy kissing it like they are the most precious thing those men have.

Artificial lube destroys my mood, so don't ever ask me if I use one or if you can use it on me. I have a lot of juices, so that's not necessary. If you're good, you'll see the sparkling clean cream from my fanny.