Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

I am nothing but a horny grandma who's bored and have nothing else to do. As much as I want to get out and travel the world, my frail body can't handle too much stress anymore. I think the only way that can make me happy right now is to have a proper...

My first time was not memorable at all. I like to be challenged when it comes to bedroom activities. I have no qualms about trying new things, rather I want to see if it'll feel good enough to add to the list of things that makes sex my favourite act...

Wearing barely-there knickers make me feel horny beyond reason. It makes me feel powerful and sexy like I could take on any bloke out there and show them a very good time. I have kept myself fit so that I could keep up with the heavy shagging I've al...

Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

When I was younger, a lot of blokes tried different things just to get my attention. However, now that I am old, only a few turn their heads my way. I know that I can't do anything about growing old, but I miss all the glamour and attention I had whe...