I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

My red heels has been a staple, pulled lots of gents while wearing them back in the days. Now I pair them with lacy lingerie when I spend a night shagging dishy lads who don't mind being with a lady like me. I'm quite fond of how their jaws fall open...

My knickers get wet when I think about all the ways I want to get ravished by a young bloke. I may be twice their age but the fire in me still hasn't left. More often than not, it's the lads that would have to keep up with my energy and not the other...

When I was up the duff with my first child, I was unbelievably randy yet my husband wouldn't even lay a finger on me. Now that I'm in my 50s, I never expected to be more randy than I was then. I hope I won't end up as disappointed and disgruntled as ...