Though it may not look like it, I don't smoke fags. I believe that doing so is unhealthy and will only cause harm to my body. And because of that, I would just rather put a cock in my mouth instead of an unhealthy stick of cigarette.

I may be past my prime, but that doesn't mean that I turn sour. I think you should know that when I reach this age of mine, that's the time when I have become more sexually active. I can't even last a day not talking about sex or worst not shagging.

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

Where would be the best place for quick shag? Carparks in the middle of the night is the winner in my mind. Getting so randy that we couldn't wait to get into a proper bed to shag each other. I haven't done that in a while, but it still makes my cunt...

A busty lass who doesn't mind having her thrupney bits caressed, massaged, and sucked. I want a bloke who has firm hands and a magical tongue that can keep my bust satisfied as fuck. If you feel that you're the bloke I want, let me know.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...