I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.

It's nice to have a conversation with someone who accepts me for who I am, age and all. I am experiencing some difficulties looking for someone like that. I think lads who will waste their time with old ladies are rare these days. I hope someone will...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

It's hard to be horny all the time, especially if you consider my age. I don't have anyone who can help me release my sexual frustrations, and it's getting harder and harder to do it myself. I am looking for a young lad who can lend me a hand or two....

Looking for a naughty granny that can still bring some spice in your dull as ditchwater life? No need to look anymore because you already found me. I can be the sweet nana or the naughty gran-gran. Which one do you prefer more?