Collecting different tea flavours and brands has become my obsession for as long as I can remember. My day does not feel right if I don't have a cuppa in the morning, afternoon, and before sleeping. I have the same feelings about wanking too, can't g...

All I want is a man who can fuck me so hard that I won't be able to walk straight for a few days. It's been a while since my pussy experienced what it's like to be stretched out beyond recognition. If only there's a lad out there willing to fuck this...

When I was in my younger years, I used to flirt and mess around with blokes who are a lot older than me. But now that I have grown, I don't want to flirt with those who are older than me. Instead, I want to be with some fresh and young lads.

A bloke's natural smell just gets me randy. I steal their shirts and wear them to sleep with nothing else on. Starkers, just a shirt with their manly smell and I'll be set for the night. Sweatshirts are also a favorable alternative.

I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

One of the best things about me is I know how to get along with a lot of people. My mates often tell me that I am too friendly for my own sake. Well, there's nothing wrong with an old granny to be nice to everyone. Maybe a young stud that I helped to...