Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

I have soft breasts where you can rest your tired head. I have skin like cream that is smoothening. I have smoky eyes that'll make you randy every time you look at them. I have sexy feet your hungry mouth would want to lick.

Grab me by the waist. Pull me closer. Let me hear you breathing. Kiss me. Let's ride a boat to the world of lasciviousness. Let's be hungry for each other. Time passes by quickly. We shouldn't waste time.

One fantasy that will always make my knickers wet would involve my arms restrained behind my back before getting bent over and shagged. I've been waiting for the right lad for years, I hope they'd drop by soon.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...