Lick my pussy the way you want it. I'm not going to try to hold you back. Suck me from behind before putting your knob into my fanny. Jackhammer me like there's no tomorrow. Make our time memorable. I'll be waiting for you.

I am a bit of tradionalist. I want to stick with gender roles. I believe that a man should always do the first move. Call me old-fashioned or whatever, but it is part of being a man to take the initiative. I am sure a lot of ladies will agree with me...

I am looking for a man who can give me deep hard thrusts and bruise my cervix. I know that it may hurt me for a while, but my mama didn't raise a quitter. I will take your cock balls-deep until you sow your seeds deep in my uterus.

Having a glass of wine while watching pornography has become a habit developed due to loneliness. You'd think that I would have been married in my 30's at the very least, but here we are I guess. I'm casting my line and hoping that fit blokes take th...

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.