Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Five things I couldn't live without: a. Bollocks and a gentleman sausage b. Guacamole with parmesan cheese c. BDSM/hard core sex/rough sex d. Cooking naked, just with my red heels e. I go out without my tit sling, all the time

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

Flirting seems to be different now than it did when I was a teenager. Everything moves fast now and I would like not be left behind. To be honest, I'm not adept with how flirting works but I am good with my hands and mouth.

For me, nothing is more important than having the right tool when doing the job. As such, I am looking for a proper lad with the proper tool to deal with my leaky hole. My cunt becomes so wet when I feel a bit horny. It would greatly help if I have a...