I don’t really give a pin if you think that I am too old for online dating. I’m not getting old, I’m just levelling up in life. And I am the kind of woman who believes that every level in life demands something different. Right now, that level ...

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I am sure there are a lot of girls who you may find more attractive than me, but I am sure that they can't fuck you the way I can. I have the looks, the experience, and the stamina to fuck you out of this world if I want to do it.

Anyone who is interested in me should not be afraid of sending me a message. I don't eat men, I only play with them with my tongue. I also don't bite, unless you want me to. I am quite desperate for some rough fucking, so I will accept anyone who has...

I have found that younger blokes are more open to using sex toys while shagging and that is delightful news! I am fond of experimenting and want a partner who is open to do anything. I have a drawer full of toys that I am gagging to try out.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.