I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Run your tongue on my back while caressing my baps. Don't stop until you hear me gasp. Make me want you even in my dreams with your erotic touch. Feel my wetness and put your knob into my fanny. Ride me. Fill my nights with awesome shagging.

Being the strict governess of misbehaving young gents is a fantasy I've been gagging to try out. All the ways I could punish them when they don't follow instructions down to the tee. Oh, how that makes my knickers soaked just imagining it.

Never would have thought that a woman at my age would still get wet dreams. So you would have imagined how shocked I was when I woke up to my knickers soaked and my cunt aching for a fuck. I was so wet that I didn't have to wait to sink my fingers in...