I like to be with people who are not too serious with their life. Those who are not afraid to faff around sometimes. There's always a kid inside me that wants to be quirky and have a fantastic time with blokes.

It doesn't take much to turn on little old me. Playful hands that seem to know where to go. Deep massages that slowly morph into foreplay. Keep it simple, one doesn't need to over do it. Just hard slow shagging and breathy moans is enough.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

Honest. I'm not used to lying. If you ask where I've been the whole day, I'd tell you the truth. Sweet. I give lots of hugs from behind and gentle kisses in the morning. And I prepare breakfast in bed.

Nothing turns me on like a gent who has a naughty imagination. I love hearing about the fantasies they'd come up with or what their latest wet dream had in store for them. Why not leave me a message and let's exchange some of our stories?

Finding a man who can make a woman throughout her life only occurs in fairy tales. There is no such thing as living happily ever after in real life. I know this for a fact, so I will not waste my time looking for someone who can be with me until my l...