Love is all about taking care of each other. My life is already busy as is. I don't have the time or energy to take care of another person. As such, I am not here for love. I just want to have a bloke who can chat with me when I am bored. Let us have...

It's an achievement when a man curses because of how great I am in bed. Compliments I receive for my sex skills are like receiving a trophy. Not to brag, but I've been collecting lots of trophies ever since I started riding a man like a porn star.

My husband passed away some time ago, now I'm just looking for company. I know that most gents would prefer a woman their age, but I have to remind you that wine tastes better as it ages. Why not I provide a free taste?

Smutty novels don't get me randy the way they used to in my youth. I turned to watching porn and exchanging naughty messages with dishy lads half my age is what gets me hot and bothered these days. Reading wild escapades and their dirtiest fantasies ...

I took up baking as a hobby during my years in uni, now I am an expert at baking pies. I can whip up any kind of pie in the kitchen but my favourite would be a good cream pie. It takes a lot of hard work but totally worth it, especially when it's don...

It has been a long time since someone gave me an Aussie kiss and I am badly missing it already. Yes, I miss the feeling of having someone kissing my axe wound until it is as wet as a river. If you are fond of giving Aussie kisses, maybe you're the on...