This tantalizing lady may be a bit old but her sex drive hasn't died down. She still goes to parties and drinks like a fish. When she is sloshed, she turns into a different lady who accepts any challenge. Whatever kinks and fetishes you have, she'll ...

My husband is an utter bore and I cannot fathom when our sex life died like his sense of humour. Lucky for me that I was given the blessing to shag whomever I want and it seems that I'm craving for dick that is of the younger variety.

A lot of experience and a lot to share. Having been around for as long as I have, I learned a few things and unlearned them too with the number of partners I have slept with. I'm an old slag and I take pride in it, especially that I'm having the time...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.