Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

I've been sidelined for too long that I am starting to forget how to play the game. I am looking for someone who can show me the ropes again. I hope my age doesn't become an issue. I may be old, but I am still as wet as horny as ever.

Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...