Have my sex toys ready. My flatmate only comes home once a week, and that's good news. On the days that she's not home, my sweet fanny and my wild vibrators can play with each other. Oh, the best part is inserting my four naughty fingers into my fann...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

The worst thing you can do is assume that I am an easy woman. It is hard to be with a woman like me. You should consider yourself lucky if I even take notice of you. If I reply to your message, then you should be proud because you are one of the few ...

My body may have aged but my heart and desires haven't. I am single, fun to be around, and up for any adventure that life has to offer. I want to shag as many gents as I could possibly can. I'm not the regular grandmother who just sits around and kni...

My friends always tease me because I am the only one within our group who is not yet tied down to anybody. They always say that I am not getting any younger, so I need to find someone who can make me happy for the rest of my life. Actually, I don't l...

It's so hard to have a creampie fetish. Blokes think that I am trying to make them knock me up so that I can take advantage of them. I am not like that. I really enjoy the feeling of warm jizz being pumped into my pussy. I have no other reason for le...