Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Massages are a blessing from the divine gods! I love receiving and giving them as a preparation to the main fucking event. Especially when you have weary joints like me, it is good to give a good rub down before doing any strenuous activity.

I can't help but touch myself when I am alone in my flat, always have sex in the brain. When I feel randy, I would put on porn and grab my trusty dildo to wank the afternoon away. I wouldn't even care if anyone else hears, I'm a grown woman enjoying ...

A good old chinwag is what I'm here for. I'm a jolly person, and one thing that makes me in bliss is a proper chinwag with a nice lad. I love it when spices that contain naughtiness is mixed with our casual conversation.

I don't think that I am a cruel person, I would just rather be blunt than beat around the bush. Lies are not helpful no matter what the situation may be. I seek an honest man, someone who will not hide their thoughts and emotions from me.

People expect women my age to sit around, host tea, and gossip about scandalous things. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'd rather sit on a fit bloke's lap and grind myself against him until I'm ready to take his cock in my cunt.