My red heels has been a staple, pulled lots of gents while wearing them back in the days. Now I pair them with lacy lingerie when I spend a night shagging dishy lads who don't mind being with a lady like me. I'm quite fond of how their jaws fall open...

I'm your sex doll sent from above. I'm an alluring fairy godmother who can turn your fantasies into reality with my powerful tongue and soft hands. I'm unstoppable, and I can read what a man desires sexually.

Treat me with care on the streets and disrespect my body under the sheets. I've always had a soft spot with aggressive lads who can make me feel pretty while roughing me up on the bed. I know it's a bit much to ask because of how frail my body is now...

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I am just chuffed that you took some interest in my profile. I’m curious what caught your attention in particular. Why don’t you message me what it is and let’s spend some time talking about it. I’d prefer if we can talk during the wee hours ...

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.