Need your help. Nah. I don't need your money nor your posh cars. The only thing that I need from you is your sexual thoughts. I have lots of sex toys that I like to use, and I'd want you to be with them in spirit.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

What fascinates me in particular about some men is their genuine interest in women. They listen to my little stories even when it's already dark outside. They're even amused at how fun I can be when there's just the two of us.

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

My approach to sex was open, wild, and free, but that was before, I want to know what I missed out on. I wonder if there's anyone here who can make me feel alive again and would satisfy such a specific and insatiable needs of mine.