I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I'm strong, and I know when to ceverly fight back. I may be an alpha female, but I'm not dominant. I'm not a boss; I'm a leader who leads from behind. I hope to find an alpha male who's both strong and a gentle.

I hope to find a man who will see beyond my age. I might be old now, but I am still as slutty as ever. Not to brag but I think I still have what it takes to make any man cum hard and scream out my name. If you like that, chat me now.

I am delighted to find out how easy access to pornography is nowadays. Back then it would have to mean sneaking around smutty novels or nude magazines, films were even out of reach unless you know someone. I often binge-watch and found that MILFs is ...

Now that you have browsed through my profile, do you think and feel that you know me better? Is there something inside of you that says I’m exactly the one you’re looking for? Send me something sexy and I’ll respond as quickly as possible.

The type of man that tickles my senses is like Sherlock in the British crime television series; someone who's mysterious and smart, except his being high-functioning sociopath personality because I'm not interested to be with a cold-hearted bloke.