Don't be boring. This is the only thing I am asking from you. I have been in a conversation with a lot of blokes who claim to be exciting. I've been disappointed so many times, so I hope you will not add to my disappointment. Send me a message if you...

I still have a day job but am planning on quitting soon. My plans? I want to spend the majority of the years I have left with shagging as many blokes as I can. I did miss out on a lot of fucking while I was stuck at work all day.

I want to find a bloke who can spoil me in more ways than one. I won't settle for less than 4 orgasms in a day, that's the minimum for me. Even when I'm alone, I want to receive naughty messages that describe how you want me to pleasure you.

A perfectly imperfect lass who loves getting off with some nice lads. I fancy being with lads who treat me nicely in bed and those who ask me what I want or how I want to be pleasured. That little kindness can make me wet.

Open to casual affairs and group sex. My old age can't stop me from experiencing the hottest sex ever. If you're a high-spirited man who doesn't worry about his old age, leave me a message. I enjoy casual talks with older men who have a cheerful outl...

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.