I'm not fond of tea-- I know, it's a crime, but I prefer coffee. It gives me the kick I need to start the day, especially when I started my working career fresh out of uni. I also like my men like how I like my coffee, dark and deep. It doesn't hurt ...

About Me: I'm a fun-loving lass who loves light-hearted conversations with my friends, especially with handsome men. About You: You should have a sense of humor, and you should at least know how to make me smile.

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

When it comes to punishments, I would always lean towards using a riding crop to a tight man's arse. The sound leather makes against the skin and the way it makes the skin blush is such a sight to see. I sometimes have the urge to sink my teeth in.

If you are curious as to what it feels like to fuck an old woman, then you came to the right place. I am a horny grandma looking for someone to fuck me like it's my last day. I want someone who will not only take my breath away but can also fuck my s...