My husband is a good chap, but bloody hell, he can't keep his dick erect for more than 5 minutes even if his life depended on it! Along with our marriage, my cunt is also suffering the consequences. I am aware I should be mature, but what does it tak...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Taking time out at the end of the day to get the tension out of my body and satisfy my aching quim is the part I always look forward to. Through the years I have figured out the perfect way to have me creaming my knickers in no time. Would you like t...

I love to cook. I can make the most delicious full course meal for my man. Of course, I will be the dessert. I will make your stomach full and your balls empty. I don't know if there is anything better than that.

I won't waffle around and just get straight to the point, I want to find the best way to satiate me when I'm alone at night and only have my hands to accompany me. I reckon that young lads are quite well-versed in the art of pleasuring a woman no mat...

I am a little bit boyish that there are several instances when people who don’t personally know me take me as a lesbian. But don’t worry, I love boys and dicks. If you think I’m just the woman you’re looking for, don’t waste time contemplat...