Smutty novels don't get me randy the way they used to in my youth. I turned to watching porn and exchanging naughty messages with dishy lads half my age is what gets me hot and bothered these days. Reading wild escapades and their dirtiest fantasies ...

For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

I am done with the days of waiting around for my bore of a husband to make a move. It's been years since I've been shagged, bloody well not suffer any longer. I want to get back the moments I missed out on and maybe pick up some new tricks along the ...

Now that you have browsed through my profile, do you think and feel that you know me better? Is there something inside of you that says I’m exactly the one you’re looking for? Send me something sexy and I’ll respond as quickly as possible.

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

About me: I work at a corporate office. I can say that I have a good career which should be enough to keep me happy. But, I have this empty feeling every time I go home to my flat. And I realised, I forgot the word "boff" for a while. About him:...