One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Talking dirty with me is one of the best ways you can make my knees weak. Send me a message now if you think you are naughty enough to make me wet and horny with your words. Let me experience the best dirty talking of my life, and I will show you wha...

Romance is the last thing on my mind nowadays. At my age, I would just like to get pounded into the mattress by a virile lad and get filled up with their cum. I've missed out on a lot when I concerned myself more with my career, now I just want to en...

I don't expect much from old lads, but I do hope that they can at least provide me with the sexual satisfaction I need. It is hard to get young cock to fuck my old cunt. Despite that, I am still hopeful that a fit stud can notice my lust.

I don't really want to waffle on and talk about myself. I'm old yet want to shag every fit bloke I come across with, it's that simple. Also I have to say that there are a lot of new things I'm discovering about sex recently, I am quite intrigued.

Drama is the one thing that I hate most in the world. I am just too busy enjoying life to wallow in my emotions. I think some people have nothing better to do than indulge themselves in real-life drama. If you’re the kind of bloke, then feel free t...