What I miss the most at this moment is a bloke's sensual touches to my body, particularly to my pussy. A long time has passed since someone touched me in a passionate and sensual way and I fucking miss it a lot.

I like to be with people who are not too serious with their life. Those who are not afraid to faff around sometimes. There's always a kid inside me that wants to be quirky and have a fantastic time with blokes.

Been saving to try wingsuit flying in Dubai. Gagging for that to happen before my hair turns grey. But while waiting for that little dream to come true, I'd like to amuse myself by chatting with nice strangers.

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

Willing to try anything new. Willing to get into adventurous and exciting things as long as the bloke who is interested in me can convince me to do it. Why don’t you send me a mind-boggling message and I’ll decide if you have what it takes to be ...

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...