Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

Going benders during the weekend has been a norm during my years in uni. I would always end up snogging a fine gent in the bathroom of the pub. If they're good at it, I would take them to my flat and shag their brains out. What I would give to get to...

Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

I'm most of the time in a euphoric state. Not because I always have sex with someone. The reason is I have a big chest full of sex toys. When I get randy, I reach out for my dildo to make me completely ecstatic.

Arms raised and legs wrapped around a fit gent's torso as he pounds into me with all his might, I would love to make that dirty dream come true. Just thinking about it makes my cunt ache and throb in delicious ways.