I hope I am not too old to try out things like this. I know some may not believe it but this is my first time I just want to try it out before it's too late for me. I hope there's someone who can show me how to make the best out of my time here.

I enjoy a proper brain-tickling as much as I love having my cunt licked and fingered. All man can fuck me in the pussy, but only a few can blow up my mind. I am looking for someone who can make me head burst with interesting facts before giving me an...

Drama is the one thing that I hate most in the world. I am just too busy enjoying life to wallow in my emotions. I think some people have nothing better to do than indulge themselves in real-life drama. If you’re the kind of bloke, then feel free t...

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

My career took up most of my younger years. I don't regret it but I mourn the days of having to turn down fit blokes. Now that I have retired, I am going to do my damnest to try and shag as many lads as I can.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.