Other ladies crave for food but here I am craving for some dangly-bits and I want it right at this very moment. Pardon me for being so dirty and horny but I guess it's acceptable 'coz months have already passed since the last time I got stuffed. Anyw...

I don't eat greasy food, for a man's hot jelly is enough for me. I'm a nice lady who's #1 priority is to keep a man satisfied through my expert hands. Also, I love actions that are spiced with chili. So hot.

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

I am nothing but a horny grandma who's bored and have nothing else to do. As much as I want to get out and travel the world, my frail body can't handle too much stress anymore. I think the only way that can make me happy right now is to have a proper...

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.