I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?

Before the universe takes me, allow me to have fun with you in the most special way. Arouse the sexual senses in my body that have been dormant for so long. Captivate me with your magnificent words. Complete me.

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.

Romance is the last thing on my mind nowadays. At my age, I would just like to get pounded into the mattress by a virile lad and get filled up with their cum. I've missed out on a lot when I concerned myself more with my career, now I just want to en...