So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

A ruggedly handsome man has the power to stir the fire that this mature lady has been trying to control. His hair and his five o'clock shadow are the main reasons I'm inspired to keep my sexy figure. We never know when the magic happens.

Roller coaster. Those two words have been the definition of my life for so long. It is always full of ups and downs. Shagging is what makes it go up. So if you think you are someone that can make my roller coaster stay high up in the sky, hit me up!

Some ladies are only here for fun while others are seeking something more serious such as relationships. And to tell you frankly, I am one of those ladies who only came here for fun and nothing else. So, if there's a lad here who's interested in lett...

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...