Anyone who is interested in me should not be afraid of sending me a message. I don't eat men, I only play with them with my tongue. I also don't bite, unless you want me to. I am quite desperate for some rough fucking, so I will accept anyone who has...

Snogging in a dodgy alley behind the pub used to be the most common way I'd end my Saturday nights during my years in uni and then some. They seem like distant memories now but I'm ready to take on flirting with lads, maybe I can pull them like I use...

I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

I don't know where the stereotype of old people being a bunch of bores came from but that does not apply to me. I'm full of life and energy, always eager for the next great adventure--especially in the bedroom or wherever the passion may take us.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

The lady who has the brass neck. That's what people usually call me and I guess that's because I do everything that I want no matter what and without being bothered about what other people will think about me. So, if I want to flash my titties in pub...