I am fond of blokes with tight arses, something to grab on and spank until it blushes. It turns me on when I can sink my fingers and be given permission to use my teeth too. I'm cheeky and old, I could get away with it.

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

I am usually the silent type. You will not hear my voice unless you talk to me. I find it difficult to say something when I am in a public space. However, I can be as naughty as a hungry hyena when I am doing something fun in bed.

I'm an honest lady. I tell my partner what he has to do for me to have an orgasm. I'm also a good listener who puts the needs of others before mine. I'm fully aware that a give and take relationship works.

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

I'm a modest lass, but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun. We can say dirty and silly things to each other to have fun memories before we sleep. There's only one thing you can never do - it's farting in front of me. Do that, and you won't have ...