I am off my trolley most often than not. Others see me as a wild lady due to the crazy things I do. I can't deny that because it is true. Real men are the only ones capable of handling me. Patience, endurance, and strength are the three things you sh...

Bear in mind that not all old people are a bore, some of us still go out and about and paint the town red. I for one always have mischief in my mind and get pretty cheeky when a lad comes around showering me with flirty compliments.

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

I like to be explored, to be discovered by a playful tongue. I want to be devoured by a sexy mouth. I like to be tortured by strong hands. I also like to explore the unexplored. We should try anal sex.

Growing old is not bad at all. At the age I'm in, I could get away with a lot of things--say drinking a whole bottle of wine and then some or tying a lad to my bed. I have a lot of time in my hands now and open to chatting with new people.

I worship big feet. I tickle and lick them as if they are the food I've been craving to have. When they're fully wet, I want their toes to tickle my fanny for as long as they desire. They should make me gasp for air.