I would like to have a man who can fuck me like I am the prettiest woman alive. I don't need someone who can make me feel good and beautiful. All I want is someone who can rough me up and fuck my pussy until it becomes numb. Can you do that?

To some, I am nothing but an old and weak grandma who only knows how to cook and knit. However, I am more than that. I am a horny granny who loves to suck a dick for breakfast and to fuck fit studs for a midnight snack.

I have read somewhere that while your partner is wearing a blindfold, use a feather to tease them and it heightens their arousal. I wonder when I'll find a bloke to do the experiment with me. I would also request to be on the receiving end first.

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

I once dreamed of having a happy life with my husband when I was little, but that dream has forever changed. I think it's more fun having casual affairs with men. After a night of pleasure, we can go our separate ways.

What cheeses me off? - Tasteless food. This is why I always order take aways from my favourite restaurant - A boring conversation in a freezing fog. There's nothing more disgusting than that - When a man I'm with is not up for a shag