I know that I am not the first choice of anybody. I have learned to accept that I am nothing but a backup option for most lads. I have lived long enough to understand that my beauty is not that great. However, I can still give you a night to remember...

Need your help. Nah. I don't need your money nor your posh cars. The only thing that I need from you is your sexual thoughts. I have lots of sex toys that I like to use, and I'd want you to be with them in spirit.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I am a delightful lass who is easy peasy to please. All you have to do is say something that will make my bad days better and my good days even better, especially my nights under the sheets. Are you up for the challenge?

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

At present, I am looking for a guy who can sweep me off my feet through his sensual thoughts and dirty words. I'm in need of that kind of guy because I've been feeling really horny lately and I can't play with my fanny unless someone dirty talks with...