Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

My big ass is probably one of the best assets I have. You won't believe what I can do with my butt. It's like they have a life on their own every time I move them to the groove of the music. Imagine the pleasure you'll have when you smash this ass. I...

I may have a few wrinkles and white hair, but I am in no means fragile! I can take a hard pounding from a virile young gent who would even teach this old gal a new trick or two. I'm going to pleasure them like no young lass ever had.

I haven't flirted with a man for years but I know its the body language that matters. After leaving my bore of a husband after 20 years of suffering, I am up for new adventures in the bedroom. I want the kind of shagging that would make up for the ti...

Come a little closer, honey. Yes. Closer! Do you like what you see? Then why are you still staring at my profile when you can use that flirty and excited fingers of yours to type a saucy message for me?

Going for walks around the park to stretch my legs would often have me wondering what it would be like to get shagged on one of the benches. It's a fantasy that little old me would love to talk about with dishy lads.