Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

All I want is a man who can fuck me so hard that I won't be able to walk straight for a few days. It's been a while since my pussy experienced what it's like to be stretched out beyond recognition. If only there's a lad out there willing to fuck this...

Flirting and pulling blokes has never been my strong suit, I'd always end up tripping on words. Even now, a bit late to the party but I'm looking forward to getting to know lads again. Maybe I could even open up more about my naughty side.