There's nothing wrong with having sex with an old lady. This is the message I would like to tell to all men out there. If only there are more men who would fuck a GILF like me, then I will not be this lonely and horny these days.

Nothing beats a good cocktail before midmorning, not so much that it would get me plastered. Just a nip and I'd be good for the day, a woman like me should be poised at all times. In the bedroom is where I let loose and let my desires take over.

Never would have thought that a woman at my age would still get wet dreams. So you would have imagined how shocked I was when I woke up to my knickers soaked and my cunt aching for a fuck. I was so wet that I didn't have to wait to sink my fingers in...

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

I still have a day job but am planning on quitting soon. My plans? I want to spend the majority of the years I have left with shagging as many blokes as I can. I did miss out on a lot of fucking while I was stuck at work all day.